It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Randomize
