How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
So squirting runs in the family.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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