playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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