That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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