And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
id be glad to
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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