But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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