butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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