Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
