so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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