dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
