Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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