Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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