we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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