So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i dont even know how to be here
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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