he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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