If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Alive.
So much puke
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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