I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Randomize
