32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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