she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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