You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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