tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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