yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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