Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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