Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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