He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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