i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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