they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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