do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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