We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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