and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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