i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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