It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
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