i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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