Christians are straight up FREAKS
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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