just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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