So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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