that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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