What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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