like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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