He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
handjob tips. give me some.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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