first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
