It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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