erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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