Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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