Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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