i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
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