I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
it glows. i had to have it.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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