And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
