I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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