ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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