i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
