brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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